dating profile

i prefer death to dying

i prefer lies to lying

i prefer touch to touching

i prefer smudge to smutching

 

i beg you to understand

but rather you would not

i prefer the poker that blinds us

be searing and white hot

 

i prefer pain to pleasure

empty holes to buried treasure

neither heaven or hell

but hope within one i will dwell

 

i prefer beer to sobriety

breasts to propriety

that is until i cum

then let not the parts equal the sum

 

and don’t ask me to be

anything but me

even though i hate everything that i am

and any attention always makes me say, “Yes Ma’am”

 

i prefer caffeine to sleep

never admitting i weep

or that i’m helpless in your arms

the potter, the clay, and all your charms

 

i want a woman who’s female

i have a high standard

if love’s in her email

i’m the pimp who will pander

the money making deals

your worshipping sect

if i can only feel

your hand on the back of my neck

 

(does this sound too needy?

start the video camera over)

 

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