Thursday, February 2, 2017

where is the rain the weather person promised


went to light a cigarette

realized i already had one lit

in my hand

 

yeah, that’s right, i write about

smoking cigarettes

because i’m controversial

when what i’m really doing

is enjoying these

wavy potato chips by frito lay

 

i enjoy a chocolate chip cookie

as much as the next

but my favorite is salt

people say things about

my high sodium intake

i just blink

do you know how much i drink?

do you know how much i smoke?

fucking l.a.

 

it’s not that i’m without ambition

i aspire to be abducted by aliens

and subjected to a long anal probe

 

angels disrobe and expose

why i will never be a porn star

well at least i have that harrison ford

charm thing happening

oh, and i’m really good with words

 

when you live in a town

where every woman’s physical appearance

is put on trial

compliments can to a long way

 

these days

i live off my royalty checks

but in retrospect

i can’t recollect

all the jobs i’ve had

somewhere around fifty

some for just a day

 

catherine of bologna

is the patron saint of artists

and against temptation

i guess it’s obvious

i never pray to her

 

today i started dancing

while it was still daylight

caught a bus back to where

i was last night

outside the l.a. county museum of art

(back of the bus it was us

me and my flask)

 

i paid museum entrance

went in

did a blend

with an ongoing tour

listening to the tour guide

enlighten and illuminate

i felt my heart deflate

until i needed a cigarette

 

“sir, there is no smoking allowed in here!”

 

“which is why you only feature works

by dead artists, academically acclaimed

most of who died from their addictions

and died for their art

but modern artists who are alive

in their addictions

and living for their art

will never be welcomed”

 

i left

sidewalk

cigarette

somewhere a liquor store is near

this is l.a.

 

twist off the top

of peppermint schnapps

why do i care

who do i succumb

why do i numb

inoculating against my lack

of love and acceptance

quoting adam duritz

“all my friends have flowers in their eyes

but i got none this season

all of last year’s blooms have gone and died

but time don’t give a reason”

 

but then i remember i don’t believe in time

it’s a perception

celestial bodies rotate and revolve

and we interpret these actions

as the passing of time

 

and i walk around consumed

by the consumption

that no one gets me

 

fuck it

i will never belong

i quote the doors’ song

“cancel my subscription

to the resurrection”

and drain the pint of schnapps

wishing i had weed

or l.s.d.

 

i just want to have some fun

but that’s hard won

when a dead irish catholic mother

and dead catholic saints

are watching over me

with disapproving eyes

turning to the father in the sky saying,

“do not forgive him

for he knows just what he does”

 

i try to philosophize

my way out of this predicament

mp3 select the cure’s

where the birds always sing

but nothing helps

 

i buy another bottle

light another cigarette

and keep walking

feeling like everyone is aware

of everything i am not

 

while the totality of twilight

is teetering

 

took me awhile to realize

i selected the cure’s watching me fall

and not the aforementioned song

half a bottle left

and i am bereft

of good tidings

this is going to be a long night

 

alcohol and cigarettes

don’t have an erasure

on the other end

 

someone once said the devil

is not like god

he doesn’t love you in spite

of who you are

but for what you are

 

yet i stop at the sound

of a trash truck beeping in reverse

it has emptied the debris

yet it passes me by

oblivious to my unclean

 

i’m just a poet who missed

his last therapy appointment

catching a glimpse

at my reflection in a store front window

seeing a thin even hollywood

wouldn’t cast as ideal

the cigarette pack i just opened

almost depleted

the bottle i just opened

almost depleted

 

no amount of hands

filled with “scar away”

could soothe

not even a well lubricated hand

on my cock

 

just me on this street corner

no song, no cigarette, no sake

no siren singing her seductive song

will provide

yet going fetal

will make me a beetle

that the foot of los angeles

will squash

 

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