Tuesday, August 25, 2015

Settling my tab


         When I was confirmed in the Catholic Church I was given a medallion of St. Jude: the patron saint of lost causes. Ten years later I swallowed that medallion on an acid trip; I don’t remember it ever passing.

          God is good and great and kind, when the church is raptured I’ll be left behind. I’ll flee to the Midwest where nobody will be left and turn on all the vacancy signs. I believe I should still have seven years left to repent.

          Well, that’s the extent of my theological training, I woke this morning to find it raining; an excise tax was levied on the excrement of my mind. A drop of booze I cannot find and no one can sell alcohol for two more hours. It will probably take me that long to shower and get dressed.

          The world is unimpressed with my words, this diary of diarrhea I call The Dark Streets of Decay. Reality exists apart from my perception but I can only perceive and I don’t like to perceive reality sober. I am not in the bell jar or down the rabbit hole; I’m just an arrow without a bow because the archer is waiting for the wind to die down.

          I’m still waiting for the stores to open, staring at the confines of my quiver. The rain makes me shiver or is it the withdrawals? Was there a point when we crawled out of the sea other than to eat forbidden fruit from a tree? Pleasing to the eye, making us die sooner than the sun in winter.

          I am the dancing splinter on the surface of the eye viewing a liquid avalanche of bourbon whiskey and bullet rye. Can there be cinema without circuitry? Can left field be to the right of me? Can I drink enough to empty the sea so I will never drown?

          Why is morning never a habitat for horror films? Waking up is the worse scare, I need to calm my nerves. It’s six A.M., batter up, prepare to serve. I wish I had a windshield with a car attached, I could get there faster, walking is a disaster, but it is probably the only thing good for me I will do today.

 

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